- Last night I dreamt I was thin. Then I woke up... and cried. #truestory #ThursdayDowner-- @ImaCrab2 3 months ago
- @mel_leilani I totally feel you... metaphorically, of course.-- @ImaCrab2 3 months ago
- Dear Draper City: Are you listening to Elder Holland? #ldsconf-- @ImaCrab2 3 months ago
- I just need 2 minutes w/Elder Hales to fix his glasses. As many people who are around, why didn't somebody offer to do that for him?#LDSConf-- @ImaCrab2 3 months ago
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Monthly Archives: June 2013
Did’ja miss me? Even just a little? Oh, come on! You were pining for something new and completely irrelevant from the Crab, weren’t you? — [Crickets] Right. Well, I missed you anyway.
Vagabond – Travel Leg 2 [A continuation from Vagabond – Travel Leg 1, although this one is kind of ridiculously long and boring. I wouldn’t blame you for skipping it.] My sister pointed out to me that the reason Jr. High … Continue reading
Cooties! It’s Springtime again and the insects are coming! The insects are coming! They hatch from their little alien egg-sacks and peer up at the house lights. “What’s that, Mama,” they ask? “It is the mecca, my children. A place … Continue reading
Egg salad. It’ll kill you. Of course, most things will in this world. Laid, gathered, sold and bought. Boiled, peeled, mashed and seasoned.