- Last night I dreamt I was thin. Then I woke up... and cried. #truestory #ThursdayDowner-- @ImaCrab2 3 months ago
- @mel_leilani I totally feel you... metaphorically, of course.-- @ImaCrab2 3 months ago
- Dear Draper City: Are you listening to Elder Holland? #ldsconf-- @ImaCrab2 3 months ago
- I just need 2 minutes w/Elder Hales to fix his glasses. As many people who are around, why didn't somebody offer to do that for him?#LDSConf-- @ImaCrab2 3 months ago
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One for the Road A poem I wrote for my dialects class. It’s a feel-good, thinkin’ kind o’ thing. <meta name=”p:domain_verify” content=”096e8b949c0c7d6b143a6b6225169bd8″/>
If you see me in the hall appearing distracted it’s only because I’m living on the verge of tears these days. Not tears of sorrow nor of fear, but for the near constant state of amazement that pervades my overworked … Continue reading
It’s August… again. Sometime, while you’re waiting at the dentist’s office or in a DMV line and have nothing better to do, take an inventory of the times in your life when you’ve had a serious injury or illness. Note … Continue reading
Egg salad. It’ll kill you. Of course, most things will in this world. Laid, gathered, sold and bought. Boiled, peeled, mashed and seasoned.
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My Hidden Pool I was given an assignment once, in one of the many self-improvement classes I’ve completed over the years, to fill a paper bag with images representative of myself. More specifically, on the outside of the bag, I … Continue reading
Valentine’s Day – 2013 So, it’s Singles-Awareness-Day again (otherwise known as “St. Valentine’s Day”) and I’m pausing—oh, so momentarily—from the feverish writing on my screenplay to send this day a Valentine message: Dear Valentine’s Day: You suck. Peevishly yours, Crabby. … Continue reading